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I would like Calen to explain other adult concepts to me, too. Not because it’s adorable, but just because I figure it’ll be easier to understand that way.

But overall, there’s no denying that this video is just adorable. Less adorable: That I have the same reaction every time I see a gay couple in public. Even less adorable: While masturbating.

When Kids Learn About Gay Marriage [Buzzfeed]

Megan Fox struck a pose for Harper’s Bazaar that is going to make your freaking day. Hell, your month… You just have to brace yourself before seeing it. Ready? Go! Now here’s the twist: The photo you see above was an outtake. The rest apparently made it into the magazine, but that photo didn’t. I guess the editors of the magazine figured that their readers, women, I assume, wouldn’t be interested in a photo of Megan Fox with her ass in the air and saved it for us, the Internet public. All in all, probably the right call.

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Lee Jin-gyu fell for his ‘dakimakura’ – a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.

In Lee’s case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the ‘magical girl’ anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between ‘obsessive’ and ‘nerd’) has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media.

‘They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,’ [a friend] added.

Who are we to mock a man for finding love, no matter how ridiculous and creepy the circumstances are? Don’t get me wrong, this guy is an absolute freak and I certainly wouldn’t ask him to babysit my kids (especially if they were particularly comfortable), but hey, the guy is happy. And isn’t that what it’s all about? Unless you’re in America, in which case you better not be marrying someone whose genitals bear a resemblance to yours because that’s just too ludicrous to even process.

So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Jin-gyu, I wish you nothing but the best. May your first child be a down-filled child.

Man marries body pillow girlfriend in Korea [Boing Boing]
Man marries pillow [Metro.co.uk]

Dare I say we might have a legitimate NBA rivalry? In Sunday’s Magic/Lakers game, there was actual fire and animosity between two players. Rarely will you see that in a non-playoff game. Hugs at half-court and joking around with opponents have been the norm for years.

And while Matt Barnes at first seemed like just an agitator and a thorn in Kobe Bryant’s side, he’s now gone to comedian extraordinaire on Twitter.

His tweet from this morning is in response to Lamar Odom calling him a monkey. Pretty sure this constitutes getting messed up.

I know that this Diane Kruger babe is getting a lot of attention here in America lately, I just am not sure why. I mean for reasons other than the obvious sex appeal she possesses, as evidenced in this photo shoot for the UK Marie Claire. Now don’t get me wrong, I am all for sexy foreign babes coming over here and classing the joint up, I’m just curious how she made the transition while others have failed. I see that she has been in Troy, National Treasure and Inglourious Basterds, so someone out there must think this former fashion model can act, and it seems that she is the global spokesmodel for L’Oréal. Whatever… here’s another sexy spread for a women’s magazine. I still can’t wrap my head around as to why these types of pics continue to show up in magazines for women. I’m just glad they do.

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Furthering the notion that prostitution, sleaziness, and downright immorality are highly valued in this country, Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods mistress pageant held by Howard Stern.

As a result, Jungers walked away with a ring custom designed by Steven Singer Jewelers which features a 3-carat round black diamond in the center with another half carat in diamonds around it.

Making for quite the pleasant moment, Jamie also was bestowed a handsome $100,000 in cash prizes.

Jungers edged out Loredana Jolie Ferriolo and Jaimee Grubbs for the win. It’s going to be quite a resume builder for her. No doubt, she’ll parlay her new found popularity with a reality series and dare I say, a porn career.

I’ve always held the belief that if you’re going to be a whore at night, you might as be one during the day and get paid. No reason to do that stuff for free. It’s a tough economy out there and you gotta make ends meat somehow.

So for all the young ladies out there who are furthering their education and trying to make a better living for themselves…STOP. Die your hair blond, buy some mini-skirts and skank it up with the nearest athlete. You’re guaranteed to make some decent money down the road.

Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Mistress Beauty Pageant {Celebrity Gossip}

Four Bronx buddies are facing a year in jail for criminal possession of a weapon – a snowball that hit an off-duty transit cop.

The young men say they were horsing around in the late February storm when an errant snowball smacked Officer Adonis Ramirez in the leg.

The group says Ramirez was the one who behaved badly – failing to identify himself as a cop when he pulled out a gun and ordered them to the ground.

“He screamed, ‘You don’t know who I am,’” said Manuel Rondon, 18, a student at Monroe College.

“He pulled out the gun and aimed it at me when he was 3 feet away. I thought he was going to kill me.”

Four Bronx buddies facing year in jail after ‘hitting’ off-duty transit cop – with a snowball! [New York Daily News]

Kelly Carlson is/was one of my favorite hot celebrity babes. This despite the fact that I have never seen a minute of Nip/Tuck. She’s that hot. Or at least she was. When she was blonde. Now she’s a brunette and my pants my brain doesn’t know what to think. Granted she still looks amazing. I mean, I’m not going to stop lusting after her or anything crazy like that, I just hope this is a temporary thing for a movie role or something.

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SHAMED Macmillan nurse Sara Dale cared for cancer-stricken wives – then bedded their husbands after they died.

The attractive divorcee, 39, has been fired by hospital bosses over allegations she had THREE such romances.

Their terminally-ill wives were being treated there. And following their deaths, she embarked on relationships with the grieving widowers.

Since this is the obvious question, you can make your own assessment of the nurse’s attractiveness with her pictures here.

The nurse denies the claims of any improprieties with her choices of men:

[Nurse Dale] said: “The hospital was told I’d had three relationships with men who had lost their partners to cancer. But I have had two.

“One of them was long-term and we were together for nearly ten years. And the other is the one I am in now, who I love.”

Based on their time with her, coworkers were surprised to hear about this situation.

An NHS source said: “Sara was a very popular member of the team at the hospital. When the allegations surfaced people were genuinely shocked.”

I’m shocked to hear that the nurse was one of the most popular members of the team at the hospital. You mean that the type of woman who’d offer no-strings-attached sex to men who just suffered through several emotionally devastating years wasn’t reviled? I’m stunned! If there’s one thing men hate, it’s a moderately attractive woman with a penchant for dropping her drawers at the slightest indication of your interest. That’s why porn movies are always 60 hours long and chronicle courtship, long conversations, and shopping for expensive jewelry.

Cancer nurse bedded three victims’ husbands [The Sun]